cradily:

will you still love me when i no longer ball so fuckin hard

(via thouartratchet)

vivianvivisection:

jonesdavid813:

h0llo:

Putting on makeup is such a spiritual experience I watch myself go from a 3 to a 9 right in front of my mirror I love it

no, if you are putting on makeup, I don’t care who you are or what you look like, you go from about a 10 to 1

keep talking shit you gonna go from a basic ass 2 to a 6-feet-under

(via mypetcamel)

trentofsky:

there’s something really gay about two men having sex with each other

(Source: darreneverettcriss, via automatically)

inter-webs:

*sigh* why am i better than everyone

(Source: 6yr, via automatically)

dialupmodem:

sylviasybil:

zylphiacrowley:

faewild:

smashedindigo:

no one saw me wear it therefore it is not dirty

Schrödinger’s laundry

Alternatively: everyone saw me wear it yesterday, but I own a washing machine so I could’ve washed it since then (I didn’t wash it).

people saw me wearing it yesterday but there will be different people seeing me today therefore it is not dirty

alternatively: wash ur damn clothes

alternatively: no

(Source: 2460-pun, via thehilariousblog)

thebreadgod:

Finding a typo in a book

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(via ruinedchildhood)